May 2012
April 2012
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New theme!
I hate when I flip my hair and everyone just gets so overwhelmed
odair:
thebogonoslo:
odair:
there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else says ‘here’
Follow this amazing blog, super funny and full of the coolest posts!!
there’s a special place in hell for you, too
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
unfreshing:
i don’t even h8 u i h9 u
There's a Facebook group for people who have never...
lionkingfreak:
obsessedwithtlk:
And they’re proud.
I know how to deal with them.
dallonweekes:
god is sending me a message via tinypic