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gambinosgirl:

gambinosgirl:

gambinosgirl:

i’m in the library and this asian girl near me has been rewatching the same bruno mars music video for the past hour

just an asian girl. i donno her name

(Source: lilbfan, via iwillmindfuckyou)

vavin-free:

loki-cat:

i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just freeze up and go on the internet until 9pm as an attempt to escape the stress

(Source: moriarty, via like-a-pr4yer)

mishethequiche:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just

watching

Moon moon ur drunk go home

(Source: jaclcfrost, via like-a-pr4yer)

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

this sounds like a really classy rap

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

Cocktail Umbrella

citationneeded:

Link (Thanks, fluffy)

makaracinnamon:

bardsplay:

me sneakin up on da pussy

i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE

(via funnybro)